The Yang Gang has a new member and it’s non-other than Nicolas Cage. We always knew that Nicolas Cage has a thing for Asian women but now it seems he has his eyes set on an Asian man. According to Jezebel, Nicolas Cage has donated $1000 to Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Other celebrities that donated to be part of the Yang Gang are Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo and Noah Centino. But those two are nobodies compared to Nicolas Cage who is one of the biggest stars in the world.
So what can Nicolas Cage possible see in Andrew Yang beside his beautiful yellow skin, almond eyes, and silky black hair? Well, my guess is that he loves Yang’s UBI plan. At one point in Cage’s career, he was one of the richest men in the world. He had a net worth of $150 million dollars but spent it all on cool stuff like dinosaur heads and comic books. Not only that, he got in trouble with the taxman and has several divorces under his belt so that $1000 a month can come in really handy for the eccentric actor.
Whatever the reason, there’s no reason for the Democratic candidates to face off anymore. They should just quit and so should Donald Trump. Nicolas Cage has spoken and it’s futile to deny the man. Andrew Yang is truly a national treasure.